The philosopher ninja, yo. (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} shinobi_master) wrote,@ 2008-06-26 11:28:00 |
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I know how to solve the Jewish people's problems.
Move them all to Texas. Texas is a billion times as expansive and fertile as Israel ever could be, and they won't have suicide bombers attacking them constantly.
Plus, this would please both liberals and conservatives. The Texans will be scattered to the four winds and forced to move into the large cities, where they'll have to learn to integrate or be massacred by multiethnic mobs. Liberals like myself would LOVE this. Meanwhile, we could pay New Israel to become a militant garrison state like in the old country and work to keep out the Mexicans, which should be a fucking cakewalk for Mossad.
Move them all to Texas. Texas is a billion times as expansive and fertile as Israel ever could be, and they won't have suicide bombers attacking them constantly.
Plus, this would please both liberals and conservatives. The Texans will be scattered to the four winds and forced to move into the large cities, where they'll have to learn to integrate or be massacred by multiethnic mobs. Liberals like myself would LOVE this. Meanwhile, we could pay New Israel to become a militant garrison state like in the old country and work to keep out the Mexicans, which should be a fucking cakewalk for Mossad.
